A Doggie Christmas Carol – Marking Up My Wiener Wonderland

| December 8, 2015 | 0 Comments

Dogs Christmas Caroling

Marking Up My Wiener Wonderland

♪ Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
♪ In the lane, snow is glistenin’
♪ It’s yellow, not white,
♪ l’ve been there tonight,
♪ Marking up my wiener wonderland.

♪ Smell that tree?
♪ That’s my fragrance.
♪ It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants
♪ Avoid where I pee, it’s my property!
♪ Marked up as my wiener wonderland.

In the meadow Dad will build a snowman, ♪
Following the classical design. ♪
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go man, ♪
So all the world will know that it is mine, mine, mine!♪

♪ Straight from me to the fencepost,
♪ Flows my natural incense boast.
♪ ‘Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
♪ I mark it as my Wiener Wonderland!

~author unkown

Dog Peeing on Snowman

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Bo's Mom is a dog lover from way back. Her furr-baby is Bo, a big, furry, spoiled, part Golden Retriever that is loved very much.

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